May 2013
Sam: Where'd you get the bathrobe?
CJ: The gym.
Sam: There are bathrobes in the gym?
CJ: In the women's locker room.
Sam: But not the men's.
CJ: Yeah.
Sam: That's outrageous. There's 1,000 men working here and 50 women.
CJ: Yeah, and it's the bathrobes that's outrageous.
ugh my macroeconomics professor is almost done with grades apparently…I feel slightly ill. I just want to do well in his class/be his best friend because he’s awesome.
fictitiousfake:
J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on
yourbones:
somegirlnamedkaitlyn:
My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?
Nailed it.
roachpatrol:
theuppitynegras:
veganrantss:
White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about.
whoah
two-trolls-one-pail:
iatethepomegranate:
elemeno-pee:
theresstillbeauty:
just a friendly reminder that if you drink and drive you’re a fucking douchebag and everyone hates you
New Zealand’s biggest anti drink-driving campaign is literally
Australia uses a very similar one. The two countries really are like siblings.
yeah, we got the looks, and they got the sheep
“We can tell our children that school is important until we’re blue in the face,...”
– Why I’m raising my son to be a nerd - CNN.com
(via crocbonker)
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michaonthemoon:
yaoibutts:
I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE…
Lol when the French sass back. Love it.
[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
anglosexual:
misandryinhaiku:
“women are weaklings!”
i’m strong enough to carry
your corpse to the woods
this haiku is my favorite haiku
well that escalated quickly.
nerdfithers:
oneboredjeu:
nerdfithers:
nerdfithers:
i opened both my water and my electricity bills at once
needless to say i was shocked
get out
this is my post you get out
jesspinkman:
being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised
#the optimistic look on pessimism
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Done with finals.
I am at the end of my first year at Wellesley. It’s weird that this will be last night here for more than three months. I’m going to miss it and everyone here. But I am so happy to be going home and I look forward to spending time with my family and friends from high school.
Italy in a week.
Summer 2013, here we go.
John Green's tumblr: code-red-arthur:... →
code-red-arthur:
festusthehappydragon:
darkstoriesofthenorth:
for-one-shining-moment:
subliminal-mind-duck:
John Green’s car breaks down
The Fault in Our Cars
John Green gets locked in a pub
The Fault in Our Bars
John Green writes a strongly…
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