Tyson the Swan
Tyson will attack you if you come within a two-mile stretch of the Grand Union Canal in Bugbrooke, Northamptonshire. Joe Davies learned this the hard way and capsized.
"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"
"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"
"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"
Ezra Koenig’s 10 Commandments (Q Magazine, October 2014 issue)
Ahh, the migration of the rare golden retriever fish. What a rare and beautiful sight in nature.